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pyropilots:

this was the best comic i ever made

tricky-stump:

Teacher: you —
Me: ARE A BRICK tiED TO ME THA’tS DRAggiNG ME DoWn [JUMPS ONTO DESK] STRIke A maTCH AND I’LL bUrn YOU To THE gROUnd [JUMPS OFF AND FLIPS THE DESK] WE ARE THE JACk-o-lanTERNs in JULy SETTIng FIRE TO thE SKy [PUNCHES TEACHER] he-hE’RE COMEs this RISIng TIde [BREAKS DOWN DOOR SCREAMING IN THE HALLWAY] So ComE OnN [GRABS MARKERS AND SMEARS ON MY FACE] PUt on yOUR WAr paINt

(via tylerssjoseph)

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

(Source: meladoodle, via pepperonweasley)

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houseofdun:

josh dun the cottan candy prince for dunshua
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Man Overboard - Rare (x)

popping-smoke:

Do people not understand how young the US is, and we already have all these problems?

238 years isn’t that long, man. That’s three 80 year old women in a row. That’s it. That’s how old the country is.

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sundaysmysuicidedays:

Tyler is precious
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alternativepressmag:

Twenty One Pilots put on one hell of a show at the AP Music Awards! 
(Photo: Graham Fielder)

APMAs moments gallery part 1